Life Aspiration

I'm beginning to think no one is reading this blog.That's totally cool. I get it. Whatever.

Anyways.

I've decided my new life aspiration is to get my photo on mrnewton.net. I realize this (aforementioned aspiration) is slightly unachievable, but hey, i'm young. I got time.

I recently downloaded the Vintage Camera app

p on my ipod, and i'm kind of obsessed with it now. It's makes it really easy to make cool looking stuff. And, come on, who doesn't like cool looking stuff?

I'm not being endorsed to say this. The app is free.

I have a concert to go to soon. A friend of mine is performing. The point of that is i have to wash off this make-up, so i'll put up a photo. It took me forever to do. That's why i don't usually wear make-up.

I lied.

The photo turned out terrible. So you can't see it.

Later Ya'll

XO,

SexySalmon

Banner for FireCat057

Okay, seriously, this cover and banner making thing is becoming an issue. Three (kinda crappy) ones in one day. I have no life...

Anywhoo, this one if for probably my favorite book on Wattpad, A Horse in the Princes Stables. It's about Kaelyn (featured onthe banner), who is cursed to remain a horse 23 hours a day. She aand Prince Phillip (whom she harbors a hose-crush on) get suck in a sticky situation. First it's action, then it's sad, then it's sappy, then it's suspensful, and now it's really angsty. In other words, it's totally perfect. Check it out.

Anywhoo...

Banner:

Later Ya'll

XO,

SexySalmon ;)

Cover for jules130

Hello,

So yes, this is another cover for someone post. I'll spare you the rambles.

jules130 is another amazing writer on Wattpad. She actually has complete books too. So, go check her out. P.S. you don't have to be a member to view books, btw.

Anywhoo...

Cover:

The book is called Define Normal. It's about a girl trained from birth to be an assassin. When her mother is killed, she tries to comply with her last wish, for Jade (that's her name) to live a normal life with her father. As you can gather, that's a teensy it of a challenge when people are trying to kill/kidnap you.

If you like funny action books, check it out. There's a it of romance too ;)

So...

XO,

SexySalmon

Cover for barretteaton

Now, if you're reading this and you're not barretteaton or me, you probably don't understand what's going on. barretteaton is (from what i can tell from the three pages she's written so far) an amazing writer on Wattpad, only the best website ever. I have anaccount on there under the name (wait for it...): SexySalmon. I know, shocking, right?!

Anywhoo...

I made barretteaton a cover for her amazing book (okay, three pages) entitles The Mythcatcher. But because i didn't make it on DeviantArt or any other online thingy (i made it on Picasa) i have to put he picture on here, so she can copy and paste it (if she wants).

It's kinda suck-y, so i understand if you don't want it. Just tell me, like so:

barretteaton: Hey SexySalmon, i'm not gonna use your cover.

Me: oh...cool... *sniffles quietly*

Anyways, here's the cover:

Anyways (again)...

Goodbye my minions!

XO,

SexySalmon ;)

First Post...Ever!

I would like to start out by saying that I'm not actually an attractive fish, I'm a human being. I mean, that's the logical assumtion, ecause it would be incredibly difficult for m to use a laptop if i were a salmon. Consequently, i am not.

Also, i would like to say that the only other of my blogs worth reading are The Fashion Witch and The Mara and Emma blog. All the other ones are failed fashion and food blog. I fail at writing fashion blogs. I do plan to start up writing on Foodie/Fashionista.

Anyway, I'm watching The Office right now. It's pretty funny, but occasionally painful for Will Farrel. It's Micheal Scott's last Dundies, and he's pushing Will Farrel's character (I'm not entirely sure of his name) to do things entirely his way. Micheal's way doesn't really fit Will Farrel character, thus the painfulness.

Oh! I just wanted to say that this blog is named after the clothing line i one day hope to have, and i wanted to have something on the internet under the same name.

Anyway....

Post Later,

Sexy Salmon (a.k.a. Emma)